Thursday, June 1, 2006

What Italian Gyms Can Do for You.

I wish I'd seen it myself.

Cherri and Liz were seated on the subway in Milan, when a woman wearing sheer linen pants boarded and planted her back against the vertical support pole right in front of them. Her black thong was clearly visible. With both hands full with shopping bags, how was she going to steady herself on the train?

When the train started to pull away, Cherri and Liz were treated to a demonstration of the great potential of Gluteus Maximus. La Signora firmly grasped the vertical pole, with both cheeks. And thus she steadied herself for the rest of the ride.

Scusi, Signora! Chi e la sua personal trainer, per favore?

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